Yes, the Wayword Writer has been bored. I know I'm in a mentor's program and that I need to get writing on both the short stories I'm working on and any assignments that come from said program, but dang it, I get bored too! And when I'm bored, I don't usually do anything that a sensible person on this site would do. I don't draw or play music or start duct-taping poker cards to the walls or trying to cut strawberries with paper airplane darts (I guess?), but I did do something. I created a war zone out of the random bits and bobs that have turned my desk into a space that I don't think anyone can make use of. I'll have photos of what it looks like in a bit, and before you ask: yes. The yoyo is part of the set-up, and he does have a personality.
This is the Wayword Writer saying SOMEBODY TEACH ME SOMETHING.